Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

Chapter 606  Found It!

2 hours had gone by since the battle began. It was a grueling 2 hours, with Haru surprisingly doing barely nothing. However, no one would think him weak. After fighting and fighting for so long, these vampires still couldn't believe they lost just like that. What's going on? Since when did humans get so powerful and resourceful? Now, finding themselves pinned to the ground with blessed metal coins planted in their palms and feet, all vampires hissed and glared. -Heh-heh-heh-heh~

The 2 children laughed viciously, when staring at these police officers and disciples all around him. Only their laughter that should have been child-like, was more like an ominous sign for worse things to come.

"You foolish humans… What do you think you can do to any of us here? Shoot us? Kill us with your bullets? Fine. You did manage to somehow harness heavenly objects that can pierce us. But it won't truly kill us." Because you all aren't exorcists. They cruelly thought. That being said, they will eventually regenerate unless exorcized. So what's there to be afraid of? Hmph!

"Idiotic mortals! Soon, we will be back, and then, you will truly know the meaning of fear!" Gawkakakakakakakaka~

The creatures laughed wickedly, laughing and staring at those who are now shaking like leaves. Now, no one was concerned about their laughter, but the message they left behind.

Hiss~

The officers sucked in their breaths, grabbing onto each other so much that their nails began the the fabrics of their clothing. What did these creatures mean by that?. Rejuvenate? Regenerate? So… so even if killed now, they will still one day appear again, never really dying?

Then-then-then how the bloody F**k are they to kill these ugly things once and for all?

Flip~

The sound of a single page turning, distracting not just the police officers, but also the laughing creatures.

Who is it? Who is it that dares to read books at a time like this? Don't you know how to read a room?

"Oh, sorry about it," Haru apologized coyly, while staring at the creatures. "Are you finally done, or Is there more you'd like to add to bore us to death?"

"_" [Creatures & police officers]

Sorry, we didn't know what was going on here was less important than whatever it was you're trying to read. Who was this guy? Again, they asked, can't you learn how to read a room here?

Slowly raising his book and chuckling softly, Haru unhurriedly flicked his wrist. And just then, a wind from nowhere blew the pages at an incredible pace, until it stopped at a very peculiar page with the title Vampires written boldly at the top.

"Alright, newbies… page 215… How to exorcize Vampires… Begin!" The newbies wasted no time, nodding seriously, despite the evident shock on the faces of these vampires. Wait, wait, wait just a darn minute. Did they just hear the word exorcize? So does this mean they are actually EXORCISTS?

Exorcists! Exorcists! There are exorcists in this world? How come?

(>0o0>)

Suddenly the vampires who seemed arrogant, began twitching and trying their hardest to flee in a split second. Crieiieeieiiei~ n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

They kept trying to change into bats, trying to make their bodies smaller, so the coins pinning them down would fall or roll off. But how could it be so simple?

Change…. Don't change… The disciples showed no hesitation when exorcizing them all. But of course, there were times when Haru had to step in to assist, because some vampires here were more powerful than the disciples doing the exorcizing. .

"Shwshwshwhshwhshwhshw~"

The disciples had chanted and chanted, raising a tornado of heavy wind that gathered all the evil qi in the atmosphere.

"Everyone get down!"

The doors and windows opened without hesitation, and in came a lot of wind and objects, including the broken mansion's gate. Bang!

It slapped onto a wall first, as if resisting, but was still getting sucked in and in by the bizarre force. What's going on? What's going on here? How come it looks like the gate is trying to dig into the ancient tiles to avoid getting pulled in?

Frozen from what their eyes were seeing, no police officer knew how to accurately describe the scene before them. How to write all this in a report? Who can tell them how to do it? No… more importantly, who will believe them if they ever write such a thing and submit through the normal channels?

"IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE!" The 2 vampire children who had morphed into hideous grotesque rotting bats, blurted these words in a shrill cry as they soon found their bodies slowly burning and disappearing into thin air.

Looking at the heavenly chains that now bound them, they yelled and screamed hatefully, their eyes still gazing at the smiling Haru, as though trying to burn his image in their hearts.

No! They don't accept this! If they're successfully exorcized, then what chance will they get again to ever get a chance to enact their revenge on these bastards? Revenge! Revenge! They wanted revenge!

The vampire's all had eyes of true horror when finding heavenly chains falling from above and latching onto them. It's over… it's all over… Haru squinted his eyes coldly, before slamming his palms together with force. Now, he was joining the party to end things once and for all. "Exorcize!!!" No!!!!!!

The chains shook violently, despite the protest from these pitiful vampires. And soon, the police officers saw the once terrifying vampires now crying pitifully, with every body part of theirs that vanished.

Pop.

They vanished like popped bubbles. –silence– You look at me, I look at you. All officers stay on the ground in silence, still not believing what they just witnessed tonight. What was even more terrifying to know was that the true leaders of this vampire family were all out on a 'business' trip. These maids and servants were this strong, so imagine how much more terrifying their masters would be?

The Earl and those who command true power were not here yet. So of course, keeping a tight lock on things would be best. Several officers swore on their lives that they wouldn't say anything about this matter - NOT A SINGLE WORD. (0x0)